This is going in the church sound booth on the morrow.
If thou hast any information, it would please us if thou wouldst let us know.
The Ten Commandments of the Quad-Souled GoddessAlso, thou shalt hearken to me, Soul 1, for further instruction on proper ceremonial behavior and rituals. They shall be coming forthwith.
I. Thou shalt not refer to us as "goddesses." We are singular.
II. Thou shalt not confuse souls 1, 2, 3, and 4; on pain of banishment.
III. Thou shalt respect the banishment, 4realz.
IV. Thou shalt make periodic offerings of butterless popcorn and/or biscotti.
V. Thou shalt observe our birthday faithfully.
VI. Thou shalt remember that we are turning 29 this year. And we don't care that we were born in 0 AD. We are turning 29.
VII. Thou shalt not pronounce, write, type, or otherwise communicate the full name of our sacredest holy object, the MRWP.
VIII. Thou shalt love the sacred animal (that being the golden retriever).
IX. Thou shalt shun the evil animal (that being Soul 2's feline creature).
X. Thou shalt always make lists of 10.